“You pulled up the Dyson site like it owes you money and clicked the most expensive thing on the page. Six hundred dollars for hair that will look exactly the same in a week. Every influencer who sold you this dream got paid to have good hair, and it wasn't the machine doing the work.”
Note: napkin math, obviously, and that's assuming you don't abandon it in the cabinet by March
Shark FlexStyle
est. price $299.00 (estimate)
Does the same multi-attachment air-styling trick for roughly half the price with nearly identical results in real-world use.
save about $300.99
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