target.com

$39.99

TRASHED

“You put TARGET DOT COM in the cart. The website. You are attempting to purchase the store. This is not a product. This is a URL. You have looked at a browser tab and thought 'yes, I will buy this whole situation.' For...”

The math, since you won't do it

Uses a year: 0
Cost per use: $39.99 a use (once, briefly, confusedly)

Note: napkin math, obviously, but also this is not a product so the napkin is just a napkin

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target.com (free, in any browser, always has been)

It is free. It is the same thing. You are already there.

save about $39.99

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