The Al Fresco Oval Outdoor Dining Table in White | Business & Pleasure Co.

$3999.00

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“Four thousand dollars. FOUR. THOUSAND. DOLLARS. For a table. Outside. Where birds exist. Where your neighbor's dog exists. Where the sun, the rain, the pollen, the rogue frisbee, and the one aunt who sets her wine gla...”

The math, since you won't do it

Uses a year: 24
Cost per use: $166.63 a use

Note: Napkin math, obviously. Assuming you host roughly twice a month in good weather, which is already generous for most people's actual outdoor dining habits.

Cheaper option worth comparing

A comparable oval outdoor dining table from Pottery Barn, Wayfair, or a local patio furniture store

est. price $900.00 (estimate)

You can absolutely find a solid, attractive, weather-resistant oval outdoor table in the $600 to $1,200 range from well-known retailers. Same vibe, same oval energy, roughly one-third the price, and the birds will poop on it with equal enthusiasm.

save about $3099.00

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Stuffed that item in a locker. If the price ever begs, you'll hear about it.

Outcome: Walked away

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