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Jul 3, 2026, 4:49 PM
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from williams-sonoma.com

williams-sonoma.com

$14205.00
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Fourteen thousand dollars for a stove. A STOVE. You are not a Michelin-starred chef. You are a person who looked at a Williams-Sonoma homepage at 4pm and felt feelings. The only thing getting seared in your kitchen is your bank account.

The math, since you won't do it

Uses a year
200
Cost per use
$71.03 a use

Note: napkin math, obviously, and that's assuming you actually cook and don't just admire it

Cheaper option worth comparing

BlueStar RNB304BV2 30-Inch Range

est. price $3500.00 (estimate)

Professional-grade, restaurant-pedigree burners, fully customizable, and won't require a second mortgage.

save about $10705.00

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Stuffed that item in a locker. If the price ever begs, you'll hear about it.

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